The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
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That is Mental Auto Correct
That is Mental Auto Correct
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Get the mental auto correct mug.Similar to having peace of mind, but enough of which that a mental "currency" can be applied to give the degree of peace a value.
Cari: "I work on Monday, so I'll make a ton of money!"
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."
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I was eating her box for so long that my little general started to stand down! It was time for a maintainurbate.
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