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craigslist mentality

The belief that something on Craigslist is always listed at an inflated price, and you can bargain for a lower price. this also applies to a price that is too inflated by a seller thinking that their goods are worth more than they actually are. this usually results in no one being interested in what that person is selling.
I can't believe that Nicole is selling the broken-assed car for $24,000. he really has a craigslist mentality.
by PixelJim February 11, 2014
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Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.
Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.
by shane_r February 27, 2009
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mental for oriental

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."
by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013
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mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.
My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam
by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015
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mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
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mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.
The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.
by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020
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mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
by T-Cup May 21, 2014
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