Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022

a term to describe a cat in a melon
There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome
There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome
by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

by Poopey November 3, 2022

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
by crispy minge August 29, 2010

by Joschkaskaden May 1, 2018

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob
by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

From the cultural term Coco Melon baby (noun); the act of viewing media as a means of a soporific or sleep aid
2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep
2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep
by EEEEamon January 27, 2023
