Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

by Amaram September 6, 2016

liquid lurch

Another term for a drink with cannabis in it. The drinkable variant of an edible.

Friend: "Hey man, do you got any liquid lurch, I don't want to smoke"
Twitch Streamer: "I can't smoke on cam but we got some Liquid Lurch in the can right here, and now we're w00ting"

by dipshed December 21, 2018

liquid horsepower

it’s skids.

it’s skidding in rain

it’s fucking therapeutic.

love some liquid horsepower after work

some shit like that.

by iwishmumswallowedme. February 5, 2021

Liquid ass

The act of shitting water and or blood rapidly over a period of time

Hey bill did you here about Andos he came home from the pub and had liquid ass poor fella

by Andospumps November 25, 2020

Spontaneous Liquidation

When a person, place or thing, unexpectedly dissolves into a puddle of liquid. Sometimes bursting like a water balloon or melting into a puddle, most likely killing them. Direct opposite of spontaneous combustion.

In the first X-men movie, the character Senator Kelly died by Spontaneous Liquidation.
Or
I was watching two men climb down a ladder when suddenly the first man ignited in spontaneous combustion, luckily at the same time the man man burst in spontaneous liquidation, putting the flames out.

by BFew November 27, 2010

Liquid Memes

A category of memes that can fit into multiple situations, much like liquid taking the shape of any container it goes into.

Not to be confused with Dank Memes

"Tommy and I were looking for some good liquid memes for the website yesterday."

by fishjjice June 23, 2016

Liquid Brownie

A piece of shit that looks like a half cooked brownie.

John got drunk and left a liquid brownie on the kitchen floor!

by jstnlvrr May 6, 2016