Evolution Science

The biggest oxymoron since the beginning of time.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to study Evolution Science!
Student Who Isn't a Dumbass: Oh you mean that badly thought out theory that has nothing supporting it?

by Frozenfirebug August 11, 2012

French Revolution

A French Revolution is performed by beheading a female mate with a guillotine and proceeding to have intercourse with either side of her severed throat.

"Hey did you hear they arrested the butcher on 44th st?

"no why?"

"well it turns out he had been selling meat laced with GHB to women and dragging them to the back and giving them the french revolution"

by spilkidz June 5, 2009

Dance Dance Revolution

A retarded game based soley upon the concept of dancing like a skinny asian guy bouncing around on a pad hyped up on amphetamenes jiggling and dancing to Hard House & Shitty Asian Trance

"Look at that fool having an upright-siezure"

"He's not having a siezure, he's playing DDR!"

by Anthony The Great May 14, 2005

punk evolutionary

not the "punk that no longer exists" its a punk that listens to the new punk bands, you dont have to listen to just the misfits and sex pistols to b an actual punk, punk is just punk, this particular form is punk evolutionary

he listens to anti flag, he's a punk evolutionary

by jordom hines October 22, 2006

Evolution

An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.

Wizard evolution

by Boss37190 June 30, 2011

Dance Dance Revolution

A game where you jump around like an Asian crack head whore that as a dildo stuck up her ass and occasionally fall where you may be laughed at by people standing around you watching.

"Mommy, that Asian chick has something stuck up her ass, I think she's trying to get it out, can we help? ; No honey, she's playing Dance Dance Revolution."

by Carpet Master 3000 October 26, 2009

Nintendo Revolution

The new Nintendo system coming out in May 2006 that will shock everyone. It is an immersive experience like no other and the controller and the "extra peripheral" work together seemlessly.

Dude i am Nintendo Revolutioned in this movie it is so immersive.

by aZm July 29, 2008