lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.

by allstar666 June 21, 2005

Lemon Curd

A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.

This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.

He always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of butter while crumpetting.

by lumnet July 17, 2005

lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.

After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.

by Sokolov September 21, 2008

lemon tart

cockney rhyming slang for smart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart

by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009

Lemon Love

a state of complete infatuation with a newly found love interest

J: I met this girl.

S: Is it...?

J: Its lemon love.

by Hippestguyever January 10, 2010

arabian lemon wedge machine

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.

Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!

by Adamthemachinewhouseslemonwedges April 4, 2008

Lemon Slices

Flirtations of a sexual nature. Generally referring to a groping hug, talking dirty or sucking on objects usually in a public place such as a club, library or in court.

"I might have thought she was just being cute but she started tossing her lemon slices at me and I got hard as a rock!"

by harlita January 26, 2008