Lanting

A huge dork who gets her bubble burst, fruitcake eaten, and cherry popped (Hey, you came up with that comeback, not me...). She spends too much time talking on the phone with the coolest person ever - Bex.

Lanting uses Bex's nickname for LizZ because she worships the ground Bex walks on. Mwhaha.

by Bex December 15, 2003

lanking

Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.

Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?

Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.

by glastofan November 11, 2011

lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009

Lancing

When eating Mac and Cheese, you thread the noodles onto the tines of the fork, and eat them shishkabob style.

I'm lancing my mac and cheese.

by Hadien June 7, 2007

PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.

It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021

lancing out

The act of being a complete bitch with a huge vagina and bailing on a good time at every opportunity!!

Arnold: "Hey dude do ya wanna come out clubbin tonight?? It'll be sweet as!!"

Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"

Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"

by sickofweakdogs April 3, 2011

lantingeronic

a loud and lengthy belch. Originally derived from the mongolian gypsy tongue of spanderino, the words 'lantin' and 'geronic' literally translate to 'lantern' and 'hillside'. Reasons why this word is used to describe a lengthy belching noise are still unknown.

"Excuse me sir, can you please stop your lantingeronicking in this respectable restaurant!"

by fishstock732 November 2, 2011