laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014

lazingularity

Having achieved the ultimate level of laziness. The laziness singularity.

- Hey, that dude named Ben sure is lazy.
- Lazy? He is beyond lazy, he has achieved lazingularity.

by Soleil Noir Media January 20, 2015

Laying a drive

Putting in the ground work on a potential sexual partner

Cole is laying a drive right up to that guy.

by stusx10 July 1, 2017

Landing strip

An unusual long strip between the ass and balls or vagina to ass. Used in junction with Airport.

I checked out her airport and the landing strip was clear.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

Ludington

Ludington is the place to go when you are sick of scottville, which we all know will happen. The beach always has an amazing sunset while you watch the S.S. Badger come in.

Wow, Ludington is really better than scottville

by citizen September 9, 2018

Laying the silver carpet

Smoking heroine

Robs laying the silver carpet again

by GingeA1 November 2, 2019

Laying Up

The Opposite of Laying down, just like how there is sitting down and sitting up, laying down is with your body relaxed, while laying up however has your torso and head up vertically.

"I Told you not to lay down!"
"I'm not laying down, I am Laying up."
"You're fucking retarded."

by ass gas fast November 7, 2020