2 definitions by Masterbating monkey

A male who's beard looks like the unshaven pubic region of an Amazonian woman.
"Good God....look at Del's Pubebeard"
by Masterbating monkey March 7, 2007
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When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).
1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )
by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014
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