Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

by xx-satu May 3, 2021

Kneecap Consumer

Someone who steals and enjoys eating other peoples kneecaps. This was started by the sick human who goes by the name 'Weeb of Culture'. Weeb of Culture still holds the record for the most wanted criminal and the most kneecaps eaten in 1 minute, a whopping 250!

WARNING! Do not let these creatures get within 3 discord servers to you, keep your distance.

Example: His kneecaps were taken by a Kneecap Consumer

by Weeb of Culture November 17, 2021

Knee-vember

/niˈvɛmbə/
noun
1. the eleventh month of the year, in the southern hemisphere usually considered the last month of spring.
2. a time to reflect on the many laborious tasks that were detrimental to the health of one’s knees.
3. the period from the first of November leading into the Christmas rush, on your hands and knees, predrilling and countersinking deck boards, thinking ‘how am I going to smash out all these deck jobs before the end of the year?’, then thinking of the time you saw someone use a Quik Drive but were sceptical if it would actually work, even though there are heaps of positive videos and reviews…

“this Knee-vember I’m going to use Quik Drive”

by cien_fuegos November 17, 2021

Knee deep In cum

Cumming so hard

When your sister walks in your room “I’m knee deep in cum”

by Cumming monster January 12, 2022

knee-chocking kink

when you are lying bed or a chair and your partner starting putting their knee between your legs and start putting putting their hands on your throat as your partner starts putting their knee more closer between your legs. Your partner starts to kissing all your neck and leaving love marks on your neck. As they pull your throat closer to their face. Just few inches to your face and start teasing you.

ex: knee begin starts to closer and closer until touching your stomach like knee-chocking kink

by your moms gf January 23, 2022

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.

Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.

by DTOpposion December 26, 2022

Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.

Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?

by spiggurath April 23, 2023