Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

Hillbilly Dan

That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.

Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan

by Brick house hoe October 3, 2021

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 25, 2021

Willbilly

Redneck by will rather than by birth

Willbillys are those who fake rural upbringing for political gain, as country musicians or to get laid at country music concerts

by D Flawless January 21, 2022

Hillbilly Defrost

Hillbilly defrost is the act of pissing on the rear vehicle window to remove frost.

I had to hillbilly defrost my sisters sedan to pull out of the drive.

by Mufflertapper December 8, 2021

Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

Hillbilly Hibachi

The Waffle House. They make the food in front of you just like the Japanese hibachi restaurants.

Hey, lets get some Hillbilly Hibachi. They have good waffles there.

by the real dick clark January 7, 2022