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Kool Kids Klub

The kool kids klub or KKK for short, is a special club were only "cool" kids that do "cool" stuff can be a part off. They usually drink alcohol and do heavy drugs. They also engage into explicit fornication sessions and are outcasts in society. Very few people are members of the KKK.
I see you are part of the Kool Kids Klub; too strange too live but too rare to die...
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ROTC kids 

Absolutely badasses is what they think of themself. In reality they are 5’4” and 102 pounds who barely bench the 45 pound bar. Half of the kids are using the program as a last chance to make friends and the other half are using it to get into military because they are too dumb to get into college. They all are the most patriotic kids on campus and act like they fought wars for the US.
Dude look at IAN BURRIS he’s such a pussy
JROTC kids be like I got war next period
ROTC kids by sdfootball1119 December 11, 2019

Rectangle Table Kids 

This is yet another word that has originated from Hoffman Estates High School. If you enter the cafeteria you first see circle tables and further back are the rectangle tables. This word describes the people who sit here.

1. The very first row of rectangle tables are usually where your nobodies, outcasts, or wannabe circle table kids sit.

2. The rectangle tables to the far right are where your "ghetto" black people, Hispanic, and a few select white people sit. Most of the fights happen here and you can usually see people either: braiding hair, singing off key, dancing ridiculously, or just talking abnormally loud.

3. As you go further back, closer to the middle is where your preps and jocks sit. Most (not all) preps that sit here are very judge-mental and are cheerleaders. Your jocks usually consist of football players who can't win a game. It is strange on how HEHS is good in every other sport but football.

4. Further back is a very special select table that is right next to the lunch line. This single table is usually overrun by the "I think I'm better then you" annoying seniors. These seniors think they run the high school and have law above everyone else, but alas they don't.
"Did you see that fight with the lock?

----Yeah. Why are Rectangle Table Kids so violent?"

"Who's yelling?
-----Oh just those stupid Rectangle Table Kids."

"Man last nights football game sucked. 46 to nothing, come on."

Once We Were Kids 

a experimental/post hardcore supergroup hailing from New Jersey, with a combination of vocals and screams done by Joe Belgiovine (Verluna) and Eoin Tynan (The Prima Victoria, Bear on the Dancefloor). In addition guitars, bass, and drums by Joel Rodriguez (Bear on the Dancefloor), Lewis "Hawaii" Kim (The Prima Victoria, Bear on The Dancefloor), Frankie Echavez (Dirt Bags), and Tako Matsumoto (Bear on the Dancefloor). Formed in early 2009, having played shows throughout NJ and Virgina, their popularity only seems to be growing.

The first ep, selftitled; due for a summer release, and was produced and mastered by Animal Sound Recordings. Their first single Ancestors was released early may, and sounds fucking amazing
Once We Were Kids:

well who are you to blame this on us with my bitter intentions

…well we all think that we're all special, and in times like this its safe to say that we dont know...

Middle School Kids 

Kids who come out of elementary school, and enter the realm of older people. Once cute and mostly all alike, they soon assume their "true" personalities. A kid may start to become an emo, a prep, a conformist, a scene kid (insert other stupid labels), and then become more and more like the label.

Some of them are okay, and some of them are whiny idiots.
Yeah, some middle school kids are complete losers, but some are okay.

pbs kids 

The Soccer Mom's version of Cartoon Network, the Disney Channel, or Nickelodeon. EVERY show on it has to be "educational", and unfortunately not usually in an enjoyable way.
Bill: There's plenty of good cartoons on. Disney, Nick, PBS Kids. . .
Bob: You seriously watch PBS Kids?
pbs kids by El Squibbonator June 15, 2014

2000s kids 

a kid born from 1996-2006 are 2000's kids they spend most of their childhood in decade
2000s kids are between 3-12 years old in the decade. meaning that they didn't use smartphones or anything like that until the 2010's they mostly played outside instead of being on technology.
2000s kids by Davidguy05 February 1, 2020