new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006

Jersey Phone Call

the act of giving a guy head while another guy fucks your ear and both guys cum simultaneously

my ear hurts from that jersey phone call I got

by earstuffer January 7, 2011

Jersey Shorgy

A large, throbbing dancing scrum, set to dance-pop music, comprised mostly of fist pumping, high-fiving Jersey Shore types, and their hard partying, bottle poppin', ass-grinding compatriots.

When the Katy Perry song started up, the dance floor at the Wildwood bar became an undulating Jersey Shorgy.

by H. Wallbanger III October 3, 2011

Jesseized

To fall madly in love with a sexy burrito

"Girl, look at yo face. you have been jesseized by that boy ova there."

by Bree Bree G December 16, 2011

Jersey Shore Fucked

The feeling you get about a show when you are watching it for the pure fact that you are disgusted by the people on it.

Yeh that last episode of The Circle was jersey shore fucked.

I feel jersey shore fucked after that last installment of TMZ.

by Bendark July 31, 2012

Jersey Virgin

A young lady who, wishing to be a "virgin" on her wedding night, only takes it in the ass until she's married.

A: Isn't it sweet she saved herself for her wedding day?

B: Dude, she's a Jersey Virgin. Half of Montclair has been in her ass. I'm surprise she can walk up the aisle.

by Fasolt of Iceland October 27, 2012

Jersey Shore

A really fucking stupid show about trashy fuckasses. I live in New Jersey, and it's NOTHING like that.

Jersey Shore is a disgrace to my state.

by Ramm_Stein August 8, 2015