Jaden

The devil himself.
Child of Jesse James.
Bad Child.

Man, That guys is almost as bad as Jaden.

by Youwishyouknew621478 April 7, 2008

Jade

Jade is usually young,pretty,and hilarious.She lights up every room that she walks into and is loyal to her friends. She will never ever go through anything alone because she has true and overprotective friends that would die for her.You can't help but love her.

If you make friends with Jade you can't let her go EVER .Jade is awesome

by Jade is mine December 18, 2016

Dirty Jade

The coolest Taurus you’ll ever meet. Probably thinking about sex or sleep while your talking to her.
Either talk to you too much or don't care at all.

« I met a girl she’s amazing brooo, but gee.. I think she’s a Dirty Jade, she doesn't seem interested in what I'm sayin’ »

by brorustoopid April 22, 2020

jaden

the best guy in the world all girls want to ride him he is so, awesome in all things known to man ,cooler than chuck norris hes ,cooler than bruce lee as well. gangsta ass moherfucker. he gives the best sex to all woman{ exept ugly ass ones} and he also has an 19 inch cock.

girl: i went on a date with jaden and we had the best sex known to man!! hes way better than chuck norris and bruce lee and hes so sexy and adorable.
girl2: wow really!!! he must be awesome!!!

by medic monkey September 21, 2010

Jade Monkey

Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.

The night became rather rambunctious once Leif gifted the party with shots from his Jade Monkey

by Dahn! September 2, 2013

Jade

joint (marijuana cigarette)

She lit a jade with her Zippo lighter.

by Nick At Night July 16, 2008

Jade

Jade is that girl that you just love to death. She's brilliant, charismatic, charming, perfect, and amazing. She has that smile worth dying for and is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on, with beautiful eyes and brown hair. You're lucky to even know her. Jade is an absolute angel and goddess among others.

"Dude, you see Jade at school?"
"Yeah, she's hot as fuck, I wish I could date her."

by vineobsessedl0l February 28, 2018