Grumpy Ivan

The act of jacking off to the point just before orgasm, then waking her up unexpectedly and cumming on her face when she least expects it. This is reserved for a disappointing evening where she flirts and promises bomb sex all night, then falls asleep leaving you with a case of blue balls.

Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.

by EZontheMic December 31, 2019

Epik Ivan Play

It's the roblox boi

Person 1: Who is Epik Ivan Play
Person 2: Epik Ivan Play is BOI
Person 1: Ok thank you

by Ivan the boi April 10, 2022

Hi Ivan

Hi Ivan

Hi Ivan

by Hi Ivan June 1, 2021

hurricane ivan

A hurricane that made landfall in Alabama in 2004

Did you hear about hurricane Ivan.

by Moordi44 February 14, 2015

mad ivan

When a man sits on the toilet taking a shit, and another man sits on him face to face, chest to chest, and pee’s between the other mans legs.

There’s only one shitter and we both have to go. Guess we’ll just mad Ivan

by Mad Ivan February 25, 2019

Burning Ivan

A car full of dead Russians.

Hey, I forgot the radio code for car full of dead Russians. Oh, thats right, it's a burning Ivan.

by Monkey_D3128 May 9, 2011

Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.

But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.

by Alupigus Barna June 3, 2021