Italians

The people that whooped everyones ass in the FIFA Championships of 1982, and 2006.
Nobody scored on them in the Championships of 2006 except for an Auto-Goal, and a penalty kick given to France in the finals that wasn't worth it.
Either way we won. To bad fuck off.
We make good pasta. We have good sex.
And we have family values. And actually eat dinner at a reasonable time with EVERYONE sitting down at the table.

Fuck is wrong with these Americans eating at 6 or 5, and not even eating together.
Fuck is with TV Dinner?
Damn I cant stand stereotypes. Italians kick ass.
Period.
Ciao saluti ai tutti mie fratelli and sorelle di Italia!!!
Viva la Italia!

by M-boy July 9, 2006

ITALIAN

People with kick ass movies, food, shows, men, style and most hospitable of all enthic pplz

if you enter there house they will ask you if you would like something to eat until you it eat or they will force you to by putting it in front of your face and then you cant resist

Real Italians hate fake annoying guidos like the GOTTIS

by NYxITaLiaNxgUrL November 2, 2006

itailian mud slinger

when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head

i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night

by nickhaglund May 5, 2009

Italian snow plow

Where one freezes the genitals , and then preforms sexual acts

Whoah, last night Mickey had an italian snow plow! So refreshing...

by poppajangle September 20, 2010

Italian

People of Italy are known for their olive skin and dark hair. However there still are Italians with blonde hair and blue eyes. The stigma that Italians are dumb is held up by shows like "Jersey Shore," but originally came from the Ellis Island days. Around this time, the IQ test was invented and someone had the brilliant idea to use IQ tests to test incoming immigrants. One supposed expert at the time stated that 75% of Russians were incompetent, 69% of Polish, and 67% of Italians. These people soon started getting jobs as butchers because of the stigma, introducing the polish sausage and Italian salami. -- I am Italian and do not mess with my salami!

I am Italian with blonde hair and light eyes; and my father is the smartest man I've ever met.

by kaayycee November 22, 2011

italian

Italian people rule! They are HOTT and SEXY people...ooo baby i want some hot Italian ass tonight.

Have you ever picked a fight with an Italian and lived to tell about it? I think not.

by Italian Girly January 1, 2004

Italian

People from Italy (Italia) or America with Italian decent. Must be more then 50% to be considered "Italian". Dark skinned (olive), black or brown hair, brown eyes, hairy (usually), good looking. There names usually end in an, A, E, I, or O. Usually have big penis's. Are considered "white" by Cenus when there really Latin, not Latino/Hispanic. Speak the most sexy language, have the best food, and make the nicest cars. Everyone wishes they were Italian.

Black kid 1: Look at that white kid.
Black kid 2: He aint white, hes italian, just look at him.
Black kid 1: Shit, hope his family didnt hear that...
Black kid 2: Hope they didnt, if they did they would probably kill you.
Italian kid: You guys know i gota bigga dick then you...
Black kids (1-2): Probably, your italian

by Giano October 4, 2006