Long Beach Island 

The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....

Heaven!

"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"

"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"

"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."

"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."

"That's what I thought."

Long Beach Island by jerseygrl2 December 26, 2008

rhode island 

Known as the ocean state, beaches and ice cream in the summer, beautiful snow filled winters. Rhode island might be small but it offers a lot.

I wanna go to the ocean state, Rhode Island.

rhode island by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.

This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.

Hawaiian Island by duckkiller June 9, 2013

Coney Island Waterfish 

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.

So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......

Coney Island Waterfish by Tha_J-Wizzle September 9, 2010

nonce island 

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

nonce island by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

Executive Bathroom Island 

According to Family Guy, the animated TV series:

An island, typically accessed by private helicopter, which houses restroom facilities for business executives.

"So uh... where is this executive bathroom?"

"THERE!"

*musical overture*

"Welcome to Executive Bathroom Island!"

Executive Bathroom Island by Vechs February 9, 2010

green island 

a little town where sluts are orange and go tanning 3 times a day. there is not one clean girl in the entire "island". Home of the Heatly Hornets. More like Heatly WHOREnets.

nasty whores. don't ever bring your man there... he may never come back.

look how orange that girl is. she must be from green island.

green island by deadass though. mad slutty March 14, 2011