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iiPod

imitation iPod

Because if you namedrop any brand other than iPod you will only cause looks of confusion. Therefore by refering to your MP3 player as an iiPod, at best they will think you said iPod and at worst they will think you have a stutter.
Girl: "I'm just sitting at home listening to my iPod"

Boy: "Yeah, me too, I have my iiPod on shuffle"
by Ryanachronism January 14, 2008
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iPOD

A small music player designed by Apple, my opinion best thing ever made.If your smart you'll get Limewire and dowload your songs from there insted of paying 99 cents per song.Plus you would of gotten it about 6 months later when it was only 150 insted of 200 or 300 dollars like it was before.Plus you can get the 2 gig which holds 250 which is probably the most songs your ever gunna put on the damn thing
iPOD's are firiggen awesome...=
by Renne July 14, 2007
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ipod

yet another word thats hated by the people of urban dictionary because everyone here hates it due to the fact that their either poor white trash that cant afford one, an outcast at school with no friends so they seek attention on the internet, or a 50 year old. So what if its more expensive then the other mp3 players, its the most popular and the fact that its better is a relative term
an ipod does not shrink your penis size

what makes you think a middle aged man will have a bigger penis than a 15 year old just because he doesnt have an ipod

if you cant afford an ipod, its not our problem, quit bitching

if you have something other than an ipod, it wont make you uncool and a loser, if you are normal and not an antisocial freak, you should have friends
by bob mckob May 21, 2008
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iPod

music listening to device

see also: mp3 CD player boombox
nikkii: I WANT MY MUSIC LISTENING TO DEVICE
hanch: ::chucks iPod at head::
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ipodder

A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
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by hex September 7, 2005
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ipod

1. An MP3 player produced by Apple Computer, Inc. Its nice features include its small size, easy-to-use interface, clickwheel (bar none the best navigation system to date), syncing with iTunes, iTunes itself, polished looks.

2. An MP3 player that is constantly ripped on by people because:

a) It's popular. These are the same people who stop listening to artists because they've "sold out". Shut the hell up.
b) They don't have one, or can't afford them. This is understandable, as they can cost a lot. Buying a second-rate player like a SanDisk, iRiver, Rio for cheaper will end up hurting more than having patience and saving up for an iPod.
c) Sometimes things go wrong with them. This is called 100% of products on the market. Seriously, you expect iTunes, a software made by a company that designs all its own hardware and software, to work on a PC with all of it's mixed-and-matched components, drivers, and parts. Puh-lease. Also, there's a simple reason why more people have problems with their iPods than people do with other players: Because more people have iPods! Duh!
d) They don't come built in with features like an FM tuner, Ogg Vorbis playback, or compatibility with Napster/WMP/etc. Listen, you don't buy a toaster and expect it jerk you off, why complain about something like this. The features that other companies put into their machines to try and excel over the iPod are so trivial and pointless, that it is easy to see why Apple left them off. Have Ogg Vorbis files? Convert them. It's a sucky format. Use Napster? Switch to iTunes, where you actually get to keep your freaking music! If you really think that other players like iRivers and Zens are making up for their huge size, clumsy interfaces, and second-rate software integration, with a goddamn FM tuner and streaming radio, then fine. Just make sure to tell your nurse at the asylum to add a little cyanide to your pudding, you fucking idiot.

Oh yeah. To the guy that said that iTMS was hurting the music industry, take a look at illegal downloading services. Those are what take money out of the artists' pockets. And iTMS is the reason the music industry is thriving. Do you not realize how many more people are purchasing music now that it is immediately available from their computer?

My only regret is that there is no level of logic, facts, or evidence that can counteract the supreme level of stupidity in the people that have defined this word before me.
1. "How do you use the Click Wheel?"
"Spin it around."
*Head explodes in simplicity*

2. "Dude, the iPod sucks, I mean, everybody has one. And, my iRiver can summon Croatian midgets from the dead. Too bad it's fucking impossible to sync and navigate my music, but oh well, I guess little people are cool too."
by Jared Burns July 16, 2008
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iPod

Apple's market-leading music player, offering huge quantities of storage with an incredibly intuitive and simple interface and a sleek design.

See iPod 4G
I have an iPod. Need I say more?
by Carlos Net June 11, 2006
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