iphan

someone who is dependent on Apple's popular flagship smartphone, the iPhone. An iPhan typically strives to get the latest release from Apple, and is willing to strike up an argument with an android user.

iPhan: Hey man, could I use your phone to call my friend?
Normal Guy: Yea man, of course!
iPhan: Wait, is this an Android? Ew, I don't wanna touch it! I'm a die hard iPhan!

by techdefs April 4, 2015

iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

by FitofPeak July 26, 2015

iphoner

The people who choose iphones only over other mobile brands.

I am an iphoner, I use my iphone daily.

by Ms. GzlAli January 15, 2016

Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016

Ippin

Used to describe cold weather

Shannon: "Gee, its cold outside"
Liam: "Yeah its really ippin tonight"

by Allabashae July 22, 2016

Iphone finger

The pain and soreness that develops in the main finger used to swipe the screen of your iphone or smartphone. iphone, smartphone, swipeitis, swipe, Apple, Samsung, finger, overuse

I am developing some serious iphone finger, I have been on my iphone all day and my index finger is killing me.

by joecoolthefool October 18, 2016

iphone bullshit

This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably

Guy 1- “My iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- “iphone bullshit.”

by Urban_thesaurus December 22, 2017