idiocracy

The downfall of the human experience.

Today's media empire is in the state of idiocracy and therefore should be dissolved completely.

by yurazabeth March 20, 2015

Idiot tax

The price you pay for making a dumb or avoidable mistake

Me: Why are flowers so expensive on Valentine's?
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax

by ___effe February 9, 2018

Idina Menzel

An awesome broadway actress. Originated Elphaba in Wicked and Maureen in Rent. Has an amazing singing voice.

Idina Menzel is amazing at everything she does.

by J M April 21, 2005

idiodyssey

1. A quest undertaken by a moron.

Joe Schmortz is on an idiodyssey.

by Mario January 30, 2005

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

Intelligent Idiot

Too smart for ones own good.

I tried to help a friend get a date. I set him up with a good looking single girl. he spent 2 hours correcting her grammar and explaining the origins of the word she was saying. needless to say, she got bored and left. He is an intelligent idiot.

by EAdams2006 December 30, 2011

idick

A person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by Apple.

"Did you hear about Bill? He just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music." "You serious? Man, what an idick"

by Arrowed October 10, 2007