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hooker-fish

A hooker that smells like fish...which is pretty much every single one!
person 1: what's that smell?

person 2: That's just that hooker-fish over there

person 1: yupp that's the smell
by Swirlzzzzzz January 22, 2010
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Hooker Killing

Hooker Killing is the act of getting rid of hookers. They are creators that walk the streets. half bury them when you kill them and it will look like an accident.
Justin- Dude its time to go hooker killing.
Will- I'll bring my suv.
by Tilman June 19, 2011
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Hooker Pile

Everyman's dreams. A pile of bitches!!!
John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
...
Bob: I miss Mike.
by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013
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Hockey

In the Southern United States hockey is used as a euphemism for defecation.
To start my day I Hockey, shower and shave.
by Console Cowboy February 4, 2022
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Hackerjack

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)
It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008
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Hackerman

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in
Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night
by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019
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Newfie Hooker Boots

A funny name for rubber boots due to the association of Newfoundland with wet weather.
It was so wet out on the trail I had to wear my newfie hooker boots.
by Privd1 September 21, 2009
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