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The Hobgoblin

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.
After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.
by mark December 24, 2008
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Hoagie

An enormous penis...no relation to the large sandwich
My fat girlfriend finished off a hoagie by herself, then she had a bit of my hoagie.
by Nilknarf Den January 13, 2006
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Hobgoblin

Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.
Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.
by Walshers52 September 13, 2010
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hoebag

a female prostitute that is having intercourse with one or more men at the same time with all of them banging her at the same time
that hoebag was with 11 of the ugliest guys in the school
by Jkwon April 2, 2005
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Ho-Bag

1. A person (often a female) who does something or acts in a way that is so obviously annoying that not calling it out would be a crime.

2. Someone you disagree with. A person who listens to the Jonas Brothers while on a road trip with people who actually have good taste in music.

3. A proclomation of something terrible, i.e "ho-bag! i just dropped my ice cream!" When in the presence of small children, synonyms such as CRAYON-bag, MARKER-bag or HORTON-HEARS-A-WHO-bag work just as well (the latter is a personal favorite)
Friend 1: "He kept hugging his ex at this concert we went to."

Friend 2: "Did he like it?"

Friend 1: "I dont think so. She was just a ho-bag."
by SuperAunt3794 September 8, 2009
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hobart

to clean or wash dishes in an industrial sanitizer of the same name
"Will you hobart those plates and then put them away?
by Oberlin Hippie January 19, 2004
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Hoebag

Playing a video game with no object or idea how the game is played. Shooting other players at random, causing a general mess of things.
That bitch was hoebaging our raid last night.
by 6degrees January 1, 2009
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