Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 6, 2019

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

Erectioner

Someone who isn’t just a fan of One Direction but gets really happy / excited when they hear their songs.

Erectioner

by erectioner July 27, 2021

Heretini

A bloody beaut, that's what he is

Heretini is an absolute legend

by Mr_houdini November 22, 2021

erectionnating

In the process of having an erection

Woah my dick is erectionnating right now !

by astroooo June 15, 2022

Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me

Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023