heiners 

Another word for ass or butt.

Man it was great she let me put in her heiners last nite!

heiners by William von heiners October 19, 2007

heina 

girl that likes to party or sleeps around

Wait till I get back and find heina of my own.
Daddy’s gonna love one and all.

heina by schelley May 13, 2005

Heiny 

The word used to describe situations in which someone is trying to earn brownie points or simply to look cute and give a sense of tenderness.

Come over for a talk heiny
Wow jess is obsessed with heiny

Heiny by stoner911 September 24, 2009

HeinaBitch 

Best Friend that has 7 or more of these qualifications:

1. Blackout Partner
2. If someone wrongs you, he/she beats there car in with a chair.
3. Is willing to fall into a pile of bikes and garbage cans for you.
4. Enjoys a good unplanned road trip
5. is insane, in a good way
6. Manipulative, in a good way
7. can make 2 hours of traffic amazing, by only using one word.
8. You have been so angry at each other, but have been to sloshed to fight.. and forget why you were mad by the next morning
9. You guys are Precious and have "a song"
10. he/she is Fresh to Death, SON!
11. He/She has an affinty for drinking Games.

basically someone who is rad and owns at life like a lot.

1.My HeinaBitch is Better than Your HeinaBitch because you suck.

HeinaBitch by AnnonymousAnShit January 1, 2008

Tommy Heinsohn

Just about the greatest color commentator ever, he does the Celtics games with Mike Gorman. Referee conspiracist and awards Tommy Points. Very biased and has a deep boston accent but that's what makes him great.

"This Kenny Mauer should go home to his wife because nobody here loves him" - Tommy Heinsohn

TOMMY POINT!

"Paul Pierce, who is an upper edge player in this league, has been treated like a ROOKIE"

This is absolutely NBA its stupid!!

Tommy Heinsohn by heinsohnfan November 12, 2010

heinous act of compassion 

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.

1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."

heinous act of compassion by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009

henzi 

after intercourse taking a dump and rather then cleanin yourself, headin back to the bedroom for a rusty trombone, while sippin an ice cold bud.

After banging the snot out of Helen, I ran to the bathroom to take a dump, havin popped a Viagra, i figured I'd skip the wipe an opt for a Bud and a rusty trombone. The Henzi

henzi by cattle dog December 30, 2008