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Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.
Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has
by AlxR25 November 1, 2023
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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happynessly

My happynessly makes many friends for me!
by Rebme January 4, 2004
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Happyness Slap

same motion as a high 5 but only can be used when there was no previous happyness and now happyness is present.
Jay: im pretty bored what you wanna do?
Pat: lets go drive around with a saw mask on scaring people.
Jay: yes! -happyness slap-
by patted star November 27, 2009
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Happyness

late 14c., "lucky, favored by fortune, being in advantageous circumstances, prosperous;" of events, "turning out well," from hap (n.) "chance, fortune" + -y (2). Sense of "very glad" first recorded late 14c. Meaning "greatly pleased and content" is from 1520s. Old English had eadig (from ead "wealth, riches") and gesælig, which has become silly. Old English bliðe "happy" survives as blithe. From Greek to Irish, a great majority of the European words for "happy" at first meant "lucky." An exception is Welsh, where the word used first meant "wise."
P1: If you feeling happyness say it.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 14, 2019
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Happinesend

Happinesend is a way to run. it usually involves sitting in a wheelychair and geting you fattest friend to push you around because he/she needs the exercise the fat prick
Oi Chris come Happinesend me you fat bastard
by TheRealAdamSandler November 11, 2019
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HAPPÿNESS

a collection of gods and goddesses sent from intergalactic multiverses to overthrow earth.
Did you hear Josh, Chloe, Makinzie, Brandon, and Haiden are apart of HAPPÿNESS?
by cornstockhero September 9, 2020
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