Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

Hammer Hands

1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)

Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Hamergency

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

by Hamergency November 15, 2005

hammerberg

sounds like hamburger but doesn't taste like one

hey its mr hammerberg, i wonder what he's cookin?!

by sydalid February 20, 2009

Hammer out a Nightstick

Taking a long solid shit. Should usually be long enough to touch the water in the toilet before breaking off from the balloon knot.

Barry: Yo man, you almost ready to go?
Cody: I'm running a little late cause I had to hammer out a nightstick

by CB Creepers September 4, 2011

Hammerhanding

Jerking off with two hands

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.

by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

Hammer of Thor

When one guy runs at full speed at another person who is sitting down and they knock then over with their testacles, causing pain for both parties but humiliation only for one.

Austin got the hammer of Thor from Brandon while he was playing video games.

by BackB0ne January 7, 2016