Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014

Google MD

Often touted as a "GMD" this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious title of MD. One must complete a mind numbing number of hours Google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and noble pursuit of self diagnoses.

Patient "LOOK DOC, I stayed up all night Googling my symptoms and I know what I know! I am definitely pregnant!"
Doctor "In spite of your Google MD I must point out the obvious you that you are a MAN and all you have is GAS!

by AJB Certified Google M.D. February 23, 2017

googling aliens

When you get so high that you cannot function normally, and are relegated to a late night searching about aliens, ufos, conspiracy theories and the like online.

why didn't you warn me about those edibles! I was googling aliens because of you!

by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

google torture

Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.

I stayed up last night playing Google Torture until I lost all of my self esteem.

by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010

Masters of Google

An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.

"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"

by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014

lost google

Word or information you meant to google when you had computer access, but then forgot until you were, again, without access.

How much does the average insurance salesperson make in Lincoln, Nebraska? Yeah, I know we talked about it -- but it's another of those darn lost googles, man.

by wordguy2 May 16, 2010

Google Chrome

A somewhat new web browser simply designed for the purpose of watching porn in the fastest, most efficient way possible.

Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.

Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.

by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010