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Glonk

The sound a girl makes when a penis is rammed down her throat.
She was blowing me last night when I grabbed the back her head and shoved. She gagged like crazy and made a sound like, "Glonk! Glonk! Glonk!"
by Manbones June 9, 2010
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Glock with a dick

What a basketball player has when he is lethal from the 3 point line. Or just a lethal shooter
Damn bro all them 3’s...he got a Glock with a dick on him!
by Stopsnitchin October 5, 2020
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glock

i'll glock yo bitch ass.
by haknasty September 1, 2003
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pull up with the glock

basically a sentence you say ironically or unironically if you think of yourself as a class clown, you still stay a clown if you say it unironically.
Classmate 1: “ Pull up with the glock”
Classmate 2: “ What do you mean?”
Classmate 1: “ It means I’m getting the school supplies
by what’s a handle? October 2, 2019
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Dump the glock or sum

When you have beef with somebody, you say this to see if they are bout it. Created by Ramsey Masai Lewis
La'Tasia said she wanna fight? Tell her to dump the glock or sum.
by Layla Stivers December 14, 2020
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Glonky

Just feeling pretty glonky. Its just an emotion, a feeling inside. You know the feeling of having a fever, yeah thats pretty glonky.
Maybe you just cried and that after cry nap needs to happen, that is GLONKY.

Glonky is a state of mind.
"How are you doing mentally right now?"

"I've been feeling pretty Glonky tbh."

"Ah yes, not to be confused with spoinky."
by ThoustShakethMineBehind August 29, 2021
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glock

The Word Glock Also Means Gun
i Drawed 4 Da glock
by lady_sly21 February 17, 2009
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