Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

Gassy Fucker

Basically a fuckboy, but in a funny way

That Gassy Fucker's talking to 4 girls, and they all been dropping their panties.

by ThatGuy6 June 19, 2016

Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

suckle fucker

One who is extremely obsessed with suckling nipple, to the point they climax.

This suckle fucker was sucking my nipple so hard last night he came all over my leg.

by Tittsmcgee May 27, 2017

kinuckle fucker

when a guy or friend decides to act like a complete douchebag, he is considered a kinuckle fucker.

Hey, suck my dick, "no!!!" Just the tip dude, "no!!!!" You kinuckle fucker.

by tcrews251 March 18, 2017

Sunday Fucker

White suburban couples whose sex life is reduced to fucking only on Sundays.

Bob and Mary are Sunday fuckers

by Aaron Eunice December 14, 2014

Tree Fucker

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."

by atomic.bomb. February 8, 2009