Fridge

Originated from the joke about a mother who named her retarded kid "Fridge" after a Fridge fell on his head as a young boy.

Also known as "Fridge Faggart" or more commonly "John Taggart", he is an extremly stupid individual. He may think of stupid things that you would never think of.

An "Idiot" or "n00b"

Sometimes used for cooling beverages or foods that have manditory refrigerating needs.

Common Sayings:
"I'm stupid, look at me!"
"I hate it when u call me dum shit!"
"Shut up Jeff"

"Hey FRIDGE you faggot."
"Look who it is, FRIDGE Faggart"
"Ahahahah John you FRIDGE"

by devils haircut February 5, 2003

In the fridge

In your pants

You can have a midnight snack that's in the fridge, also know as the man meat that's in my pants then maybe we can have sexy time if you nasty.

by Hot stuff Boo August 14, 2011

Shut the fridge door

A better version of the "Shut the front door" phrase, which eludes from the real phrase of "Shut the fuck up". This is a nice way to change the topic and be funny at the same time.

Person 1: Man why did Steve Jobs have to die?
Person 2: I miss Steve Jobs so much.
Person 3: I hate Steve Jobs, shut the fridge door about his face!!!!
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: Hey are you buying lunch today?
Person 1: Yeah I am...
<convo continues>

by 1stMrYellowThenVoluntaryOrange November 8, 2011

mini fridge

A conviently located window in karl's basement (Or any basement for that matter) used to keep beer cold.

Dylan: "grab me a beer from the mini fridge"
Karl: "the mini fridge?"
Dylan: "you know, the conviently located window in karl's basement used to keep beer cold."

by karl demmans February 21, 2009

Fridged

To get hit by a person so hard its like being hit like a fridge. Preferably when the person is cold, hard and heartless as a fridge is.

Yea man he got fridged and couldn't get up dawg

by Miamibeach May 20, 2011

nuking the fridge

bullshitting
saying something that obviously isn't true
taken from the new indiana jones movie nuke-fridge scene

"i had 5 women last night"
"stop nuking the fridge mate"

by TWKUK June 11, 2008

jump on the fridge

A term referring to being so satisfied and contented, that you think you could die happy right then.
Originates from the story of a cat who was so happy with life, that it jumped on top of the fridge and died in peace.

"Nice work passing you're driving test man, you must be stoked!?"
"Dude I'm so happy I could just jump on the fridge!"

"That was the best sex I've ever had, I could jump on the fridge right now!"

by Dave, G21... innit January 11, 2009