A stupid american sitcom targeted at middle class white suburbia, that would be so randomly shit and ghey....
People with intellect hate this show for it is unfunny.
People with intellect hate this show for it is unfunny.
by the-real-don August 21, 2009
Those assholes who won't give you the keys, despite the fact that you are fine. Also, the reason why you hate carrots.
by Scyfersythe October 27, 2007
by billy December 27, 2005
Someone who if you share enough secrets with will eventually betray you.
Be careful around these types of people because they can sneak past you like a ninja. and once they're in its damn hard to get them out.
See best friend if you want someone you can trust
Be careful around these types of people because they can sneak past you like a ninja. and once they're in its damn hard to get them out.
See best friend if you want someone you can trust
by [epic-fail]! May 15, 2009
1. A companion. One of the greatest things existance has to offer.
2. One of the most overrated and overplayed telivision programs ever. Revolves around smug jokes and smug characters. An all around crappy show.
2. One of the most overrated and overplayed telivision programs ever. Revolves around smug jokes and smug characters. An all around crappy show.
1. It's nice to have a friend. No wonder Elton John wrote a song about them.
2. Oh now I understand. You smashed my TV with a sledgehammer cause "Friends" was on and we couldnt change the channel or turn it off. Thank you, you're a true friend.
2. Oh now I understand. You smashed my TV with a sledgehammer cause "Friends" was on and we couldnt change the channel or turn it off. Thank you, you're a true friend.
by Kevin Frost April 11, 2004
They don't exist, to be honest.
if you think about it. They all have beef with one another at any given point over the dumbest things, but once just mabey you'll see a friend that no matter her personal feelings on a subject, issue, or even some one they love, to a better idea of what is the right thing to do. Some times that is just to walk away. Even if you will have a huge group of people that will hate you for not agreeing with your principals. In the end, the only person you have at the end of the road is your self to rely on making your choices. It's ok if they hate you for walking away from a fight. A fight in the end is fight none the less! Thier not your friend if they want you to battle down a soul at any cost to gain some thing for them selves. In the end you will be caught in the cross fire and go down with thier ship. That was lead by a crew of badley trained assin monkey's that like butt sex;)
Thier the one that will tell you when you've had enough before you drowned yourself in whaterver you use to passify you sadness over loss. They are the one thar will always be thier to give you a ride and not complane because they know you don't have a darn car-lol and mabey got the short end of the stick without a richie rich mom and pop to foot your jail bill. Not having a dirty high priced atorney to fight a point for you that may be wrong.
if you think about it. They all have beef with one another at any given point over the dumbest things, but once just mabey you'll see a friend that no matter her personal feelings on a subject, issue, or even some one they love, to a better idea of what is the right thing to do. Some times that is just to walk away. Even if you will have a huge group of people that will hate you for not agreeing with your principals. In the end, the only person you have at the end of the road is your self to rely on making your choices. It's ok if they hate you for walking away from a fight. A fight in the end is fight none the less! Thier not your friend if they want you to battle down a soul at any cost to gain some thing for them selves. In the end you will be caught in the cross fire and go down with thier ship. That was lead by a crew of badley trained assin monkey's that like butt sex;)
Thier the one that will tell you when you've had enough before you drowned yourself in whaterver you use to passify you sadness over loss. They are the one thar will always be thier to give you a ride and not complane because they know you don't have a darn car-lol and mabey got the short end of the stick without a richie rich mom and pop to foot your jail bill. Not having a dirty high priced atorney to fight a point for you that may be wrong.
A true sister never steels love or family from thier sister because they think thier way is better. A real friend would never steel your man/woman for a round of rompus nookie either. ILU spicy Currier.
Girl 1: Your a shit friend and you never stick up for me.
Friend: By that you mean not degrading people for thier looks and not fighting one of you drama fights over a man. Yes darling, I'm not going to do that. If you were my friend you wouldn't rely on me to help you creat a battle royal with some one I clearly don't have an issue with and respect very much.
Girl: she's such a friggen whore, did you see the way she looked at my man?
Friend: Did your man look back honey or are you over dramatizing to start an issue?
Guy: Bro I fucked that whore the other day with a face like a camels under taint!
Real Bro: Man you really shouldn't talk about it like that if you were inside of her. Your just as much at fault and a whore as well. Didn't I see you in bed with her best friend last week?
Guy: She's a whore too.
Real bro: Well dude, if you kept it in your pants a bit you might not be so mad about diong whores that give you VD. go do your friggen homework for a change and quit complaining!
Girl 1: Your a shit friend and you never stick up for me.
Friend: By that you mean not degrading people for thier looks and not fighting one of you drama fights over a man. Yes darling, I'm not going to do that. If you were my friend you wouldn't rely on me to help you creat a battle royal with some one I clearly don't have an issue with and respect very much.
Girl: she's such a friggen whore, did you see the way she looked at my man?
Friend: Did your man look back honey or are you over dramatizing to start an issue?
Guy: Bro I fucked that whore the other day with a face like a camels under taint!
Real Bro: Man you really shouldn't talk about it like that if you were inside of her. Your just as much at fault and a whore as well. Didn't I see you in bed with her best friend last week?
Guy: She's a whore too.
Real bro: Well dude, if you kept it in your pants a bit you might not be so mad about diong whores that give you VD. go do your friggen homework for a change and quit complaining!
by ArealFriendDoesn'tStartFights May 31, 2010
The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."
The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!
Frank is such a no friend.
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!
Frank is such a no friend.
by J. Arnier March 10, 2008