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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff 

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

duh football 

An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.
Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!
duh football by Dentar June 24, 2006

Missionary Position Football 

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.
Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

UC Irvine Football 

A non-existent college football program.
Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.
UC Irvine Football by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022

Favata Football

Favata Football is the process and action of playing football with the legendary Anthony Favata. He is the quarterback of the team and is very passionate. In the huddle he calls the plays with immense passion and when he throws a bad pass he gets very angry at himself. He will always have his teammates' back even if they are arguing. On one specific play, one of favata's teammates was pushed down illegally. The man the myth the legend, Anthony Favata himself ran up to the ref and yelled at him. Favata football has consisted of almost multiple ejections of Anthony Favata because he stands up for his teammates and tells the ref how hes feeling. He shows his leadership by defending his teammates. Quarterback Anthony Favata takes his game very seriously and is also a master at the rock paper scissors which takes the place of a coin toss. The man the myth the legend always wins at this. Many times he just shows up doesnt even look, and says "we'll take ball" before the opponent has even finished their hand formation and somehow every time Favata wins.
*Favata Football Game*

Anthony Favata: Alright listen up, were running play 4.

*snaps the ball*
*overthrows a little bit*
Anthony Favata: SHIT!! FUCK!!!

Teammate 1: Oh Shoot! Yo Favata let me QB this play!

Anthony Favata: Nah I got this. Alright we'll run 1 now.

Teammate 2: Alright Favata!

*runs down field, before ball is even thrown he is thrown on the ground, no flag from refs*

*Favata runs up*

Anthony Favata: EY!! REF!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! YOURE NOT GONNA CALL ANYTHING! HE THREW DOWN MY FRIEND, THATS NOT INTERFERENCE!!!?? FUCK THAT! THATS BS!!

Teammate 1: Yo Favata, thanks for havin my back

Ref 1: I didnt see anything

Anthony Favata: THIS IS FLAG FOOTBALL!! ARE YOU KIDDING!! AND IF IT WAS TACKLE THAT STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN INTERFERENCE!!!

Ref 1: Sir! You need to calm down!

Anthony Favata: YO!! WHAT THE FUCK!! HE GOT THROWN DOWN!!

Teammate 2: EY! Ref he threw me down thats definitely a flag

Ref 2: Play on!

Anthony Favata: WOW!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!!

*the team looks at the refs in disgust*
*In the Huddle*

Anthony Favata: Alright were gonna run 3 now

*throws the ball*

*Teammate 1 catches it and scores*

Teammate 2: Oh Shoot! Teammate 1 scored!!

Anthony Favata: YEA!!!!

Mexican Football Section 

The best section there is about football on Yahoo Answers. The section might have a number of trolls but thats what makes it unique no other section is like that. It has had it's reputation for invading section. The section has mainly fans from Club America,Club Deportivo Guadalajara and Cruz azul.
User:"Why is the Mexican football section better than the Scottish section?"

other user: Cause they are gay
other user2:they suck!

Futbol Club Deportivo Guadalajara Club America Cruz Azul