When people who still have their 'flower' intact decide to boast about it to the nearest passer by, even in front of their own parents.
Doctor "Are you on the pill?"
Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"
Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*
That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).
Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"
Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*
That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).
by lmaoR March 24, 2009
Get the Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome) mug.A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.
These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..
The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..
The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?
Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
by ANMAN September 2, 2010
Get the Flower Pattern Girl mug.Related Words
floner
• flower
• flower boy
• flower child
• Flopera
• Flower Pot
• Flower Mound
• flower girl
• Floser
• flover
by Hank Peares July 16, 2017
Get the Flowers mug.A flower is a beautiful work of nature, some might say but no. Your flower is your virginity. An episode of friends teaches us that Monica uses slang for it and that slang word is flower. So why shouldn’t we use this word today
by Mary5678 November 14, 2019
Get the Flower mug.Also: "Trash Flower"
1- A more romantic way to describe an object or person that is COMPOSED of bits and pieces of things or thoughts commonly seen as trash by the fascist, the bigot, and the simple narrow minded folk.
2- A piece of art composed of random bits and pieces that wouldn't commonly be used as such.
3- This is a loaded term. Used by a person who finds beauty in something or someone that is commonly seen as displeasant trash.
1- A more romantic way to describe an object or person that is COMPOSED of bits and pieces of things or thoughts commonly seen as trash by the fascist, the bigot, and the simple narrow minded folk.
2- A piece of art composed of random bits and pieces that wouldn't commonly be used as such.
3- This is a loaded term. Used by a person who finds beauty in something or someone that is commonly seen as displeasant trash.
1- "Mia Zapata* was a like a beautiful Garbage Flower."
1- "The Deftones* are like a patch blooming Trash Flowers."
2- "This DIY table is quite the Garbage Flower... very nice."
2- "I made Garbage Flowers at school when I was younger." - Adam Grey
3- "These graffiti covered walls are like growing flowers in a vast junkyard.
* - Singular examples from a long list of candidates. Many other names would apply here just as greatly.
1- "The Deftones* are like a patch blooming Trash Flowers."
2- "This DIY table is quite the Garbage Flower... very nice."
2- "I made Garbage Flowers at school when I was younger." - Adam Grey
3- "These graffiti covered walls are like growing flowers in a vast junkyard.
* - Singular examples from a long list of candidates. Many other names would apply here just as greatly.
by Endth Thend - Samuel Michaud December 17, 2008
Get the Garbage Flower mug.Guy1: Dude I am having a terrible week no one wants to chill with me.
Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.
Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.
by edgedsniper October 1, 2012
Get the Lonely Flower mug.by Okayestbassist_616 August 30, 2016
Get the Pinky flower mug.