Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.

Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........

by Tong28 March 14, 2009

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Floppy Bird

A floppy bird is someone who says things and does nothing, a total flop!

Ibrahim is a floppy bird

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Floppy Salad Sandwich

When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).

Bill: I totally gave those girls a floppy salad sandwich last night!

Joe: High five!

by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) January 20, 2010

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Flapped Ass

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).

1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"

by thatoneguywhosaysstuff March 10, 2011

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