Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009

Fetus Job

Where a pregnant woman's unborn fetus jerks you off during sex.

Vegas, only place you can get away with a fetus job and not feel ashamed.

Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.

by DSpi August 11, 2010

Feetsco

A canine with the ability to out-chase any ball, out-charm any human, out-warm any foot and that brings to mind the phrase, "I am a dog. I can't have a conversation and I can't buy anything from you because I have no pockets..."

We need a Feetsco around here.

You know what the answer to your problems is? Feetsco.

I need a Feetsco.

by RememberMe October 20, 2012

fetus ball

its lke soccer/ rugby/ football/ ultimate frisbee but with a fetus, and when it explodes you get an extra 10 point to your team score. teams consist of 5 people against 5 people and must have atleast 70 yards of field to work with.

wanna go down to the park and get a game of fetus ball goin?

fetus ball is life

by cheesymcneesy December 26, 2013

Fetus

What you say you look like when you look terrible

"OMG I look like a fetus"-Katie

by One of the Fetus Babes June 15, 2018

Fetus deletus

A spell used for growth but can be used for abortion if pointed at the penis.

I used fetus deletus to enhance my growth.

by Superbatman012354 October 24, 2019

Fetus

The most commonly murdered type of human being.

Dude, this fetus is a parasite so I wanna kill it

by yourhost December 21, 2020