Gold Faithful

The act of stuffing your cock inside an asshole, and urinating as hard as you possibly can, then pull your penis out and there shall be a fountain of shit-piss.

The Definition pretty well explains the Gold faithful in a whole.

by ALASKA907 February 9, 2009

Aversion to faith

Adj.

used to describe an individual who is atheistic, only in a more politically correct way.

Chloe: I don't believe in God. I have an aversion to faith.

Daniel: Dude, that sounds so PC

Chloe: Yeah, totally removes the negative connotation held by that prefix a-

by Brazen_Faith February 21, 2011

Faith Zombie

A person who walks around for no reason other than to make people join their cause, however pointless and inane it is.

"The convention was flooded with Faith Zombies waving their appendages and pamphlets at me."

by Gearmond January 3, 2009

ole faithful

When a girl has an orgasm, that results into squirting into the males facial region.

The last chick i went down on, went ole faithful on me

by mp youngin October 13, 2009

Ol' Faithful

When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.

My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.

by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010

Faith in Humanity

Something annoying people say when they dislike something or someone. Often used to express faux intelligence, insinuating that said person's faith in humanity even matters.

Every time I see Snooki and the Jersey Shore crew, I lose faith in humanity.

News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!

by a writing desk November 29, 2012

Faith in humanity

Something I don’t have.

Each day my faith in humanity burns.

by BrookNyoom May 22, 2021