Fighter McWarrior

A name given to someone who trolls on online forums nonstop.

Troll: UR MUM! i lyke pie11! why dont u go check out the site for u self?? ha i win!

Others: (roll eyes) Stupid Fighter McWarrior

by richardnub January 16, 2011

Malaysia Flight 370

A sex move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during sex and ceasing contact indefinitely.

Molly: 'Melissa, why are you crying?'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'

by Big Gay Mike December 1, 2014

dog in that fight

"I don't have a dog in that fight," means "I don't have a stake in the outcome." Not quite so strong as call somebody who gives a shit.

This expression is neo-Texan.

Russians are fighting Chechens. We Uruguayans don't have a dog in that fight.

by octopod November 13, 2007

fight club

Written by Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club is one of the best books I have ever read. This man is a fucking genius and deserves many awards. The movie is equally awesome.

I hate how people misunderstand it as just some way for dickhead guys to hurt eachother. If you actully took the time to think about the movie (without just thinking about the uber-coolness of the fighting) you would realise it's about Jack being emotionally challenged and not wanting to live his own life so he has to make up this kind of alter-life: Tyler Durden.

READ THE BOOK! IT ROCKS!
WATCH THE MOVIE! IT ROCKS!

READ HIS OTHER BOOKS TOO! You won't regret it.

Fight Club is fucking awesome. I wish I could have sex with it.

I think about Fight Club and touch myself.

by The One.. September 13, 2005

frightened turtle

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.

"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."

by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008

Fight Me

1) A sarcastic term of endearment (really meaning "I love you," "I appreciate you," etc.)

2) A somewhat sarcastic phrase meaning "make out with me," "have sex with me," etc.

"You know you love me."
"Fight me, you meme-loving fuck"

by Malkov Volkov IV November 25, 2015

foo fighters

1. During World War II, pilots from all sides reported seeing strange lights and crafts "dancing" in the air during aerial combat. When it was discovered that neither side was responsible for these strange craft--which could turn and accelerate like nothing else in the skies--they were nicknamed "Foo Fighters" after a popular comic strip.

2. A great band lead by former Nirvana drummer, Dave Grohl.

1. WTF dude, were those Foo Fighters?!
2. Are you going to the Foo Fighters concert?

by jokerman11k3 October 5, 2005