Pinky Extender

A contraption attached to the pinky to extend the length of the pinky in order to acheive the male shocker.

I put on my pinky extender and was able to schwank and put a pinky in my stinky at the same time and with only one hand.

by Taiwerica December 30, 2008

the extendo

when one stretches his cock with this index finger and thumb and pulls the tip up as far as it can stretch without ripping off

“you guys wanna see a magic trick”?
“no gerry we don’t wanna see the extendo again”

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

expenses

The amount of money a guy shells out in order to procure sexual favors.

I spent $25 on you, bitch, you owe me a blow job in exchange for these expenses.

by JenCat May 5, 2006

extenze

Something the male side of laurens male family is in dire need of.

Laurens father: Have you heard about extenze yet?
Laurens grandpa: No what is it?
Laurens father: the soloution to our "Smallest problem"

by Gotcha bit*h January 26, 2011

cock extension

any firearm owned by a paranoid, limp-dick, gun infatuated NRA true believer

It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.

by Skid Mark VZ May 9, 2007

double entendre

(noun) - a double intent; double meaning; a spoken phrase which can be understood in either of two ways.
(Origin: briefly, "entendre" is from French, the root word "entente," meaning intent.)

~OFFICER: "Why did you try to do that to the girl in the bar, sir? Can't you see she's far too young for you?"
-DRUNK MAN: "Well, she was old enough to be in a bar, wasn't she?"
~"She told the waitress she was in school, but she didn't elaborate."
-"University? Community college?"
~"No, as it turns out."
-"Trade school, then? High school?"
~"Elementary, my dear pervert. Now get in the patrol car."

(Also: See ringhorne definition of diet, the example used there suits this.)

by ringhorne August 23, 2005

extant

a word used to describe something really horrible and unoriginal.

wow that name is totally horrible and disgusting. why would you call something extant

by GoMeZdaGREAT September 16, 2007