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expert

Someone with a blog or a dude with an opinion.
Daily Kos, some dude on the street, the old guy next to you at your cousin's wedding, the guest "expert" on whatever talk radio show you're listening to.
by B.Dizzle May 6, 2007
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Experior

(x-peer-e-or) Experior comes from two Latin words, exceptional and superior. Both combined to create the master piece of adjectives. This word has been traced back to our forefathers such as Abraham "Fucking" Lincoln as well as many other infamous characters in history. This word is best used for resumes, job applications, or a Thesis.

In short, this word is the culmination of all business jargon used World Wide BITCHEZ!
This thot was of the most experior quality, that I have ever had the honor to pay for!

The company's ledger is far more experior than that of our adversaries.
by Yoshimi_Kitty August 1, 2012
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The Science Experiment

When someone walks out naked in a lab coat with a lab table, ties down the victim to said lab table naked, ass up
and takes an entire bottle of the hottest hot sauce and pours it all, into said persons anus.then, the person corks it.then the scientist spoon feeds the person laxatives and waits for the volcano to erupt
I totally did The Science Experiment to this chick last night
by Chris Jedzinack November 21, 2010
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The 40/40 Experience

An event in which participants are timed chugging a 40, coming set into a sprinters stance, and running 40 yards. This is commonly used to decide draft order for Fantasy Football leagues.
"What was Jonathan's time in the 40/40 Experience?" - Virgil

"He got two minutes twenty one seconds" - Joel

"It took him two minutes to do it?? What was he drinking it out of a teaspoon?" -- Virgil
by coolkidalex13 August 5, 2017
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Armchair Expert

Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.

Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.
Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.
by FF29 September 12, 2020
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The Jimi hedrix Experience

The proper name of the band that Jimi Hendrix headed.
(self explanitory)
by kaji February 29, 2004
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resident expert

Someone who thinks they know everything about everything when really they're just annoying and don't know that much.

AKA know it all
"...."
"Where'd you hear that?"
"Jes told me..."
"Yeah, she's the resident expert isn't she?..."
by Not the resident expert November 7, 2007
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