dark sucker

any apparatus able to absorb dark from the surroundings; aka a flashlight.. or any type of light for that matter.

By taking in the dark of the night, i could see thanks to my trusty dark sucker.

by elephant November 13, 2007

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dark vamp writer

A vamp writer who started a little too young to write vampire erotica. The works of the vamp writer have been circulating around the net since 2002 and the best work she has written is No Such Things as Vampires, starring a hot young vampire named Andrique.

Everytime dark vamp writer writes she makes the world cum

by Kilogram August 19, 2008

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Dark as a cows guts

A Place or area that due to the absence of light offers the same field of view as if your head was wedged inside a cows ass.

When he left the Pub and walked home through the woods it was as dark as a cows guts.

by Sathere March 8, 2009

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Dark House

A game normally played while under the influence. Meanwhile sitting in the dark with several people reminiscing and telling stories.

"Ah last we played dark house. "

by unforgettablek November 14, 2011

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Darkdemise

A highly skilled magic user. Usually at the top of his class. His leetness seeps through every crevice, and he is the opitomy of excllence. In shot, this player is one who is versatile, highly skilled, and a role model to other players of the same class.

Man, that Shadow priest is a true darkdemise, and tore that boss up!

by HeatM1ser February 7, 2012

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