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dumpling

a term used to imitate the dialect of chinese people
1. Ahm, what awr you dooeeng tonight dahmpling (dumpling)
2. How aw you dampwing (dumpling)
3. Hewwo dumpleen (dumpling)
by ping ponggy October 14, 2006
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Spicy Dumpling

A fetish/back-alley abortion method developed in Asia which involves the active participation of both a pregnant woman and a willing helper. A Bacardi 151 (or similar grain alcohol) douche/enema combo is administered to the pregnant woman. The woman then straddles her helper's chest and squats down in typical Cleveland Steamer fashion. The helper readies an ignition source (ie: ligher, matches, flame-thrower.) and waits in anticipation. Simultaneously, she expells the liquor out of both orifices with as much force as possible. The helper then ignites the ejected fluid mid-stream, causing a blindingly intense flash of light and heat. If performed correctly, the resulting combustion should leave a smoldering pile of blackened fecal/fetal/corn 'gunk' on and around the chest and neck of the helper. The gunk is then collected and sold on the black market to high-end Chinese restaurants to be used as a "house" sauce.
Never order the spicy dumplings from a Chinese restaurant located in the immediate vicinity of a whore-house or abortion clinic.
by DaBrownGuy December 17, 2008
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dumpling

an asian person with no arms or legs.
have you seen lou ping, dude she is a total dumpling.
by blackholebacon October 1, 2016
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dumpling

a boy who is fat as hell and got dumped by an old Chinese lady who was actually a man
come here dumpling
by child hood obesity August 20, 2019
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Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe
I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!
by Crappy Chris February 27, 2010
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fanny dumplings

dirty unwashed fanny full of spunk
fanny dumplings is a girl who has a dirty fanny and hasnt washed after having sex and has dried lumps of spunk tangled in her pubes
by lewishamears November 2, 2012
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Dumping

To play music at a very loud volume.
I was in my shower dumping to that Meek Millly
by Da Buhl B August 13, 2017
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