Skip to main content

douchebag

someone who acts like that dumb kid in kindergarden who knocked over your blocks, and spilled apple juice on your blanket at nap-time so it looks like you peed your-self
He reminds me of that douchebag, billy, from kindergarden...
by the magic man nipple September 20, 2009
mugGet the douchebag mug.

Douchebag

Anybody with the name James

Example: James franco
I heard James is a douchebag
by The REAL Biggus Dickus February 23, 2019
mugGet the Douchebag mug.

Douchebag

To Taylor Swift, I'm Happy for You.
I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the Best Videos of all time! - Kanye West being a Douchebag
by NobodySpecial3wq September 16, 2009
mugGet the Douchebag mug.

douchebagonomics

Business conducted by large corporations intent to promote the short term gain of executive management, typically as the expense of subordinate corporate employees, small business, the environment, and long term corporate financial stability.
The douchebagonomics of Walmart crushed Eartle's discount clothing, a cornerstone of local blue-collar fashion for over 40 years.
by Billy Reubens October 15, 2008
mugGet the douchebagonomics mug.

douchebag herpes

Douchebag Herpes is a highly contagious disease in which the affected persons act like complete douchebags toward all other forms of life. Like the well known herpes virus, the symptoms often lay dormant for long periods of time before surfacing. Douchebag Herpes is most common in attractive teenage boys when perfectly nice girls are drawn in by their charm. Sometimes manifests in the form of discrete lying, but most commonly by the said infected person completely ignoring said perfectly nice girl without a just cause.

Those infected with Douchebag Herpes can easily cure themselves by admitting their wrongdoing and apologizing, although the condition often doesn't allow this to take place because the infected person's head is usually way to far up his ass to see what he's done wrong.
Dude, you have douchebag herpes? you shoulda told me. we could've worked through it together. but stay away from me now, man. I don't wanna catch it.
by shingaling17 May 27, 2009
mugGet the douchebag herpes mug.

Trifecta of Douchebaggery

Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.

Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.
by joshuascreename June 26, 2010
mugGet the Trifecta of Douchebaggery mug.

to be douchebagged

When you meet someone and at first think they're cool, but later learn (generally after having slept with them) that they are, in fact, a douchebag.
If you go to that bar alone in that dress, expect to be douchebagged.

Because we had some mutual friends, I thought he was a safe bet and went home with him, but when he didn't call after a week, I realized I'd been douchebagged.
by gurgoob January 10, 2012
mugGet the to be douchebagged mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email