Dooch

Dooch is a guy who is a bum ass nigga who works at the hello kitty store, it is a title given to somebody who does nothing and fucking dies.

Yo I saw this nigga Dooch walking around man, such a bum ass nigga.

by The goofsters February 16, 2025

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doomscroll

Originally, doomscrolling meant scrolling as a doomer (someone who is pessimistic about everything,) feeling worse about yourself and the world the more you scrolled.

Nowadays, to doomscroll is to scroll on an app or website forever; until your doom.

I am going to doomscroll for the next 5 hours and ignore my responsibilities to my detriment.

by LuxuriantCarrot February 17, 2025

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Doomsend

Keep going at something that’s unfun and tilting

“I heard GIM Fearzzy did 47 Corrupted Gauntlets today."
"Yeah, he's been doomsending all day!"

by Dr Disrespects your time July 6, 2025

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Doomscrolling

The act of endlessly scrolling through depressing, chaotic, or brain-melting content online. fully aware it’s ruining your mental health but too far gone to stop. Often accompanied by existential dread, bad posture, and the phrase “just one more.”

“I was supposed to go to bed at 11 but ended up doomscrolling until the birds started chirping.”

by Doomscrolldaddy July 6, 2025

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Doobs Mom

Lovely lady with large cans and often times gets visited by ItsNotMichael and Turtle, but not at the same time but maybe at the same time in the future.

Man Doobs Mom is really something, she broke my dick off last night.

by turtsmcgee August 22, 2025

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