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Double Docker 

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.
Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.
Double Docker by LordofWales August 9, 2010
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Nickname or brand name for pants, usually the orginal khaki color.

Dockers brand is Levi Strauss & Co's business/casual line, marketed to middle-aged, middle-income people to be moderately fashionable. Khaki pants cost around $45 - $55.
I'm gonna wear Dockers with my Hawaiian shirt to work this Friday.
Dockers by Coell August 21, 2005
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Docking is a verb describing the act of stretching one mans foreskin over another mans penis. It can only be practiced between men if one of them is uncircumcised. This "foreplay" is best mixed with a little lube or pre-come prior to the fun begins.
Mitch: Hey I been on such a big dry spell with the ladies can I put my cock in your cocks foreskin?
Al: Docking's the best, no need to ask!
Docking by Hayessss October 26, 2012
Docky is an East Anglian word for lunch. Up until the mid 20th century, agricultural workers in the fens had their pay docked if they took a lunch break.
Bucker me bor I shink it's time for a bit o' Docky!
docky by Peachyparny11 May 17, 2017

male docking 

When a male inserts his penis into another males penis hole
"Come here jerry let's do some male docking today"
male docking by Lordfallen January 15, 2018

space docking 

The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
"Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"
space docking by cyberpimp April 22, 2006

docket slam 

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.
A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.