depression nap

A nap that depressed people take when they can't deal with the emotional pain they feel. They try to shut out everything they feel by having the illusion that they are dead. When they are asleep, they don't have to feel, think, or cry about anything. It's a way to numb your pain without drugs. A depression nap is the closest thing to death. It usually calms people down or prevents them from suicide.

Boy: I'm gonna take a nap.
Girl: but you you just woke up like an hour ago
Boy: It's not cuz i'm tired. It's a depression nap.

by pain assasin November 9, 2017

Reddie depression

The love caused by a gay ship of Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier (that is super cute and it’s too much for your body) that leaves you sobbing in a corner of your room and it makes you want to kill Stephen King bc he killed Eddie in the book

Oh men I have Reddie depression!

by reddiepotato June 14, 2018

Depression

Someone who is depressed. These individuals asks for advice and then turns around and does the complete opposite..then blames you for not helping when you tried to help and goes the total opposite way. Also they complains about everyyyyyy single thing! They also complains about not having enough money but turns around and spends money on pointless things. They are also downers.

I need help I have depression

by jndw July 8, 2011

Fake depression

Someone who is sad and seeks attention when alone and instantly becomes happy when they are with someone.

People who show signs of fake depression would normally post black and white stories with phrases such as "kill me", "I hate everyone" and "join my live at 3:33" these are the typical signs of a bitch

Woah he's definitely got fake depression look at his attention seeking stories

by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019

Hegarty Depression

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.

"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."

by Matt0909 November 12, 2018

bughead depression

The meaning of bughead depression is waiting each week sometimes longer to see what keeps us living. The relationship of Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones is extraordinary, breath taking and can leave symptoms such as: Intense breakdowns, pain to the eyes and brain (only when they are not together), headaches, migraines and vomiting when kissing other people.

Beware this disease is highly contagious!

Having Bughead depression is the worst thing that has happened to me!

by I’m a fan March 12, 2018

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017