the dave ratio

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.

Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.

by Pierceer February 10, 2017

easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017

Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended

Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes

by EAG123 November 25, 2018

Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces

Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad

by Testeater May 23, 2018

Dave Seville

1) The human main character of the Alvin and The Chipmunks series.
2) (Verb) To forget something essential (See Pull a Dave Seville)

Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

by meluvcheese22 March 31, 2017

Dave Chappelle

He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.

Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?

by Peter G October 10, 2004

dave chappelle

A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.

Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.

by Mr. Nice Guy May 13, 2005