Danel is a fucking stud. He has a small penis but knows how to use it. Last 30 seconds but feels like an eternity. Has a better ass than Kim Kardashian. In general a cutie pie, has 4 nipples for all you weird fetish people.
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by funnykid99 February 25, 2010
Get the dane cook mug.A guy that will lead you on and then break you're heart he is a fuck boy and doesn't care if he hurts anyone if you don't let him "get what he wants". He seems like the best guy your whole family likes him and everything is going great until he decides that he wants someone that is "better". this guy is handsome, and athletic, not the smartest but is super sweet. All around he is a cool guy very popular and always has a flow of girls in his DM's and on his snapchat.
Damn isn't that Dane guy HOT!!!!!!!!
Oh look it's Dane I wounder what girl he'll fuck over next.
wow!!! Look Dane just hit another dinger that's his second over the fence tonight.
Oh look it's Dane I wounder what girl he'll fuck over next.
wow!!! Look Dane just hit another dinger that's his second over the fence tonight.
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by large man E April 15, 2019
Get the dane mug.A decent comedian who has had an unfortunate amount of haters due to allegations that he stole jokes and whatnot, despite there being no sufficient evidence of him doing so.
Some comedian who was relatively unknown before this incident occurred by the name of "Lewis C.K." came out of the woods, and stated there were similarities in jokes. While this may be true, the man has no dates to back up when he said these things, or even evidence they are the same.
Dane Cook is known for his extremely crazy behavior on stage. His wackiness adds to the mood of most of his jokes. He uses observational humor, usually stating things nobody ever really noticed about the small things in life.
Dane Cook has the reputation of being one of the most hated comedians by fellow comedians and by many other people. This is due to the fact that he has been accused of joke stealing, as stated above. He's one of those people you can either watch, or just ignore.
Some comedian who was relatively unknown before this incident occurred by the name of "Lewis C.K." came out of the woods, and stated there were similarities in jokes. While this may be true, the man has no dates to back up when he said these things, or even evidence they are the same.
Dane Cook is known for his extremely crazy behavior on stage. His wackiness adds to the mood of most of his jokes. He uses observational humor, usually stating things nobody ever really noticed about the small things in life.
Dane Cook has the reputation of being one of the most hated comedians by fellow comedians and by many other people. This is due to the fact that he has been accused of joke stealing, as stated above. He's one of those people you can either watch, or just ignore.
Dane Cook: Did you ever get a really itchy asshole?
Louis C.K.: This is sure funny, I might just come out and say I first said this joke just so I can achieve some fame, despite my jokes being extremely boring and mediocre.
Louis C.K.: This is sure funny, I might just come out and say I first said this joke just so I can achieve some fame, despite my jokes being extremely boring and mediocre.
by Da Milkman May 18, 2009
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He has been performing stand up since the early 1990's, but has been treated like a god by these "fans" since the mid-2000's.
He has been performing stand up since the early 1990's, but has been treated like a god by these "fans" since the mid-2000's.
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch, but these stupid teenagers and little rich girls keep laughing so goddamn much!!!
by vorheez February 2, 2008
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