Dallas

A person who is an idiot who looks at way too many memes and is way too lazy

Did you here about Dallas?
What did he do?
He died from starving beacuse he was too busy looking at memes

by Persongshhdh May 21, 2019

one dalla one dalla

When you walk into a chinese store and you buy $1 worth of items, the klerk will say "one dalla one dalla" which means one dollar.

Chinese clerk: Hello, this is panda express, can I help you?

Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?

Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!

by TaylorHasRocks February 13, 2015

Dallas Stars

A good team. Nobody really likes Dallas though, outside of Texas. They have terrible fans and located in one of the worst states in America.

Hockey fan: Shame the Dallas Stars are in Texas, otherwise I might like them. Wonder if George W. Bush is a Dallas Stars fan...

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Dallas

A television series that ran on CBS from 1978 until 1991. The series focused on the Ewing Oil and the disfunctional Ewing family. The main characters were Jock Ewing, who was the patriarch of the family and the founder of Ewing Oil, his wife Miss Ellie, who was bred on SouthFork Ranch, and their three sons: J.R., Gary, and Bobby. J.R. was the main villian, who had tendencies of greed, deception, and pure evil. He was bred by his father to be an Oil man. His younger brother Gary was more artistically inclined and was favored by Ellie, but on account of his sensitive attributes he was driven away by J.R. and his father. Bobby was the youngest and the "good-guy" who competed with J.R. over Ewing Oil and also took care of the ranch. Other characters include Pamela Barnes-Ewing, Bobby's wife and the daughter of Willard "Digger" Barnes, who was Jock's former partner and friend, and Cliff Barnes, the son who vows revenges against the Ewing family for his father's losses and also contends with J.R. for power. The show has the all-time favorite cliff-hanger: "Who Shot J.R.?"

Dallas was a great show, though Knots Landing was kind of boring. It's too bad Gary didn't stick around on Dallas and kick J.R.'s ass.

by Chris Ewing August 16, 2005

dallas

the definition of queef.

a young male, who talks to much, and is weird. he can be really sweet at times, but others a pain in the ass. he gives awesome hugs, and is fun to be with.

"DALLAS YOU QUEEF, GIVE ME A HUG!!"

by richcoon November 17, 2008

Dallas Cowboys

A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.

For more information on the Dallas Cowboys, see George W. Bush on Urban Dictionary.

by Mike B. Anderson January 12, 2008

Daliah

Is literal THOT tried to date me on the first day of school I said No I later realized she was a sociopath and an idiot I had to punch her cause she was scratching a friend of mine.

Daliah stop scratching him

by kobinguy December 8, 2019