custompayload

stupid malware developer who also is racist, sexist, and just a godawful deranged person.

bro custompayload used the exact same pastebin in his non obf and obf rat
TFAM would like to thank CustomPayload for convincing many young individuals against distributing malware

by pandaninjas February 14, 2023

Plant-Cuckoldry

The fetish that consists of watching others have sex with plants.

"I've never fucked a plant in my life"
"But you still could. I have to watch you closely"
"Is that your fetish? Plant-cuckoldry?

by The Crawdaddy February 10, 2020

custom emoticons

Bill gate's way of telling you that he owns your soul, and there's no escape.

"It's kinda difficult to read what anyone says with poorly chosen emoticons."
"*A small list of giant icons and poorly made gifs follow*"
"Exactly!"

by Thegreatnick September 5, 2005

custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.

"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009

Love Cusion

A breast, or pair of breasts to lay your head on.

I laid my head on Maria's love cusion.

by Rohan January 22, 2004

Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.

"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"

by Angry Man October 25, 2003

Cuckold

A fan of the LA Chargers.

Jerry is a cuckold. He still likes the Chargers.

by Fun Dilly Dilly August 17, 2019