Crunchy

Upstate New York slang for something that is worn out, disgusting, gross or unpleasant.

"I was at the stripclub last night and one of em smelled crunchy!"

"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"

by lcfrgang May 16, 2022

Crunchy Bunch

A pink teddy bear

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!

by Ryansjs6 November 2, 2018

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

crunchy cheetos

an attractive person with red hair.

damn, i'd like to grab a handful of those crunchy cheetos

by urbandroo June 1, 2017

Crunchies

Like the “munchies” but specifically for crunchy food

I need a bag a chips to satisfy my crunchies

by Flyingthoughts November 4, 2021

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024